![]() But Doc wants to stay and cauterize more festering wounds with a spoon. They head-butt and punch their way into the POW camp and find Doc pretty easily. But they decide to just do it anyway because YOLO. After going over the prison break plan, Ross and his buddies quickly realize how ill-conceived and stupid the whole idea is. waltz right into France without any problems. Instead of following my advice and writing a "Hotline Bling"-esque breakup jam, Drake decides to secretly join the cast of Saving Private Doc.ĭying nobly abroad is one way to get an ex's attention, but I still prefer the maudlin rapping.ĭespite there being a full-blown war going on, Ross and co. You know what has the power to cheer Drake up (and probably could cure Valentine's rickets too)? A Horace the Pug sighting! Drake immediately walks to the nearest cliff to jump to his death, but stops short when he receives the advice I telepathically send him from the future: Become an unlikely rapper who only writes about being sad over girls, à la your 21st-century namesake! Because breaking up with a It's-not-you-it's-me text isn't a thing yet, Morwenna has to crush Drake's heart in person. But Agatha's tarot cards dampen the mood by pointing out that, once Malfoy finds out, he will surely find a way to destroy Drake's life. In Cornwall, Morwenna slides into second base with Drake a few more times. Stay classy, spawn of Satan.īack in France, the guards have taken to rolling dice to determine whether a prisoner with blue eyes or brown eyes dies next. Malfoy is beside himself, not out of concern for his (*cough* Ross') baby, but because he doesn't want to be associated with a "deformed" child. In town, Valentine is diagnosed with rickets because those delicious Flintstone vitamins haven't been invented yet. And Demelza is still so tired of everyone's BS. Ross is still plotting to do something that has a 98.2% chance of getting him killed (mainly going back to France to reprise his role as the world's worst spy). Blondie is still in denial about all of that. Doc is still hanging out with corpses, soon-to-be corpses, and Fievel Mousekewitz’s relatives. Not a whole lot has changed since last week. ![]() Will Demelza put her newfound birthing talent to use and become an OB-GYN? Will Morwenna and Drake come down with mono? Will the next rat Doc comes across teach him how to cook up a mean ratatouille? Only one way to find out! On with the show! ![]() In the previous episode of Poldark, Demelza casually delivered her own baby, Morwenna and Drake finally made out, and Doc had to eat a rat on Christmas day. ![]()
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